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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. I am so thankful that I made no moves in the stock market last week–I was ‘this close’ to selling! Close call! Post...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. I am blessed: the drugstore is well-stocked with gallon-sized bottles of Malox. Now I’m ready to drink mint-flavored...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. Oh Botox! You maketh my brow to rise upward. You restoreth my visage. Yea, tho I walk in the shadow of the valley of...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. Hark! I bring tidings of comfort and joy! My new underpants from Duluth Trading Post are all they’re ‘cracked’ up to...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. Let the blessings continue to flow, and may they carry on after the July 4 recess. During the recess, may the...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. Wee haaa! Another sunny day! Let’s try to finish painting the house today. Definition courtesy of “Silva Rhetoricae”...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. I am so lucky! I’ve been cheating on my taxes ever since I started paying them and I have never been audited. That’s...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. Another shitty tip. I broke my ass serving these people a three-course meal. I almost broke my arm with my...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. I was in the 7th grade and there was a girl following me around. She would hide behind a tree along the sidewalk and...
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Paenismus (pai-nis’-mus): Expressing joy for blessings obtained or an evil avoided. The floodwaters were rising. Weird crap was floating past my house—a tree trunk, a hot water heater, a dining room...
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